We have an important announcement to make so we hope you are sitting comfortably…
WE NOW SERVE STRAWBERRY PIMMS!
so don your tennis whites, pop on a sweat band and get grunting your way to The Bowgie Inn, Crantock. Don’t worry, we won’t serve it with a tennis racket; that could be rather messy and probably would breach every single one of out health and safety regulations. We will serve it all prim and proper in a glass and everything.
You are welcome to get in the spirit of things and set up a makeshift tennis court on our car park. But playing tennis with a Strawberry Pimms in hand is not a good idea whilst wearing your new white shorts. You could try a straw or a sip lid but we thinks it’s best for you wait until you have finished the game, set and match then come inside and drink it at the bar.
You could forget about bringing your racket altogether and watch Wimbledon on our 70 inch screens instead. That way you can swap deuce for juice (or lemonade) and fall in ‘love’ with a cool glass of Stawberry Pimms. For the purposes of puns in this blog, tennis scoring comes in handy but in general life it’s a bit odd. 15, 30, 40? What is that even about?
If you have the answer, we’d love to hear it next time you come and see us!